edited this in response to a stupid thing my mom sent me
(via baaulp)
“We’re born alone and we die alone” you were born alone? Your mom wasn’t there?
(via owaranainoseraph)
this is the type of things guys talked about in the tavern in the 1200s
(via orbgirl)
just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here
(via major-marjoram)
WHAT??? BAYONETTA USES REAL ENOCHIAN??
Sonofabitch.
For those that don’t know, Enochian isn’t just a cipher. It’s an entire constructed language with syntax and grammar. Directly translating enochian can be difficult even with modern resources, and writing original sentences takes a significant amount of work. Someone on the Bayonetta staff almost definitely had to learn to read and write Enochian to make this and the implications of that are FASCINATING.
(via pisswolf)
if you have trypophobia stay inside tonight because me and my girls are hitting the streets and we got
got holes in our bodys like a cheese
social anxiety will really have you doin dumbass things like looking at something like free donuts at work and thinking “they probably don’t include me in the group of people who are allowed to take from this”
(via bearsmyteeth)